Oh well great I’ve been in the 999 tag for 2 minutes and I already got a spoiler for vlr

At least it’s something I had already kinda figured out

But still… you never know with these games, they fuck you up

mitakita:

SNAKE DAY

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

Omg.

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cositos:

I made my friend play Walking Dead S1-S2,  didn’t tell her anything about the game, so I could laugh at her reactions, but we both ended up crying.
 
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cositos:

I made my friend play Walking Dead S1-S2,  didn’t tell her anything about the game, so I could laugh at her reactions, but we both ended up crying.

 

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#twdg 
13,675 plays

soupdogg:

#neverforget

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#twdg 
rebornica:

thebritishdeer:

eclipse-dragon:

shamrrock:

Looking for a job, have an interview here but idk it creeps me out a bit.

w8…

i

NOOOOOOOOOO

rebornica:

thebritishdeer:

eclipse-dragon:

shamrrock:

Looking for a job, have an interview here but idk it creeps me out a bit.

w8…

i

NOOOOOOOOOO

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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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#yume nikki 

charlie-in-a-beanie:

dutchnorkat:

skankmcmeow:

I see your shifting gaze, that disgusted glance. I know you’re questioning my parenting from across the elementary school assembly.

Let me tell you a little story about the kindergarten student with bright purple hair, my little Raven Marie…

A month before school started she decided to play hair stylist with the craft scissors, and to save what was left I had to opt for a pixie cut. She was absolutely devastated. It was about three hours before she stopped her harsh sobbing and hiccups.

Why?

She has thought that the length of a girls hair was what made her “girly”. I know I’ve personally had many hairstyles around her before, including a purple mohawk, which many people criticized as not being “girly” enough. Media, other children, other parents, and society made it worse. She would randomly burst in tears while out in public for the first week of her new style, screaming that she looked like a boy. That everyone would think she’s a boy.

At one point she took off her bow in her hair, threw it at a cashier and screamed, “I DON’T NEED THIS BOW TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BOY, BECAUSE I’M NOT”

Proudly stomping away in her blue jean overalls, head held high.

Once we edged closer to the first day of school she kept asking questions like, “Do you think the other kids will like me? Do you think they’ll be my friend? Will they think I’m a boy? Will they pick on me because I have boy hair?”

So I went to the grocery store, bought some dye, and spent the whole night transforming my bright blonde little girl into a plum punk rock fairy. I then assured her that if any of the kids didn’t like her, they were just jealous.

As for you, mothers and teachers with the wandering eyes filled with disgust and judgement, I’m in the business of raising a free spirit.

Here’s to you, Raven Marie. I love you.

SHE’S THE CUTEST OHMAHGOD CAN I HUG HER

I want that hair

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